People not clicking on photos is the new people not reading the article.

Preach it. I live in an apartment complex so when I walk my dog, I often smell weed coming from various buildings on the walk but when I go back inside, there's a HUGE difference between coming back if I smoked within the last 30 minutes or so and if it's been an hour, more than long enough for the smell to dissipate.

Yeah, pretty much this. My dad is a mental health counselor and I have two brothers and two sisters. My parents are also Mormon, so there was the whole "if you touch anyone before you're married you're so fucked" thing as well, but more importantly, my dad would have conversations with us boys about respecting women…

Kotaku makes me so sad. They have fantastic stories, but I always forget I'm on Kotaku and I scroll down to the comments and then I hate everything some more.

See, that's my problem. I don't give two shits about the gender. Insert he instead of she and brother instead of sister. My point still stands. It's stupid and I don't like it, but I also don't have my own website, so all I can do is grumble and gripe.

I don't like that she's always referred to by her relationship to Stephen. The CNN link to their article about this just said "Colbert's sister wins primary". Why can't we say "Elizabeth Colbert-Busch wins democratic primary" and then mention the relationship in a different sentence? I understand she's not a household…

Nah, just if you were vaccinated as a child or if you've had anything but raw, unpasteurized milk to drink in the last three decades.

I give them about an hour before they're covered in shit and paint.

In case any morons want to try and extrapolate this to a government tracking program. Allow me:

Lol, that's what I thought. Benjamin Button 2?

I'm so ambivalent about this. I too believe that all food should be on a stick, but I also hate infomercials because they usually peddle shitty, overpriced products. Gah!

What is Google?

More importantly, it's a burner account with only one comment ever. Total troll.

Come on guys, this account only has one comment and it's this one. Worst troll ever and it still got a reaction. We're smarter than this.

Romania's number 1 is "mom and son". You're welcome.

Same reason people put flame decals on their cars.

5 years ago, I would have been okay with someone making a joke about the Prius running out of battery, but now that we actually HAVE widespread sales of consumer all-electric cars, there's just no excuse for a lazy Prius joke.

Agreed. Let's just teach our kids how to be respectful, not-shitty people and teach them to clean up their messes. Sure, some people are going to still pee on the seats and leave it, but saying "Well, it's going to happen anyway!" is a pretty terrible argument.

To be fair, it does say that there's 1 word choice correction for that one, which probably swaps 'I' and 'me'. Still, it seems like a problem to give that 100/100. Any instructor I've ever had would laugh in my face if I turned in a paper that contained "she and me".