I wonder if God would save him from a fiery furnace if he were tossed in. Just wondering out loud here.

The first time I saw her was on SNL and I haven't seen her in anything since, but her SNL performance was really, really funny. Not all of the sketches were that great (writing-wise), but she was HILARIOUS. Her delivery is amazing.

I'm afraid I just blue myself.

I agree. I get that languages evolve and develop and borrow from other languages, but I hate that English is so widespread that new words (usually technology related) often don't get a word in other languages, just an equivalent pronunciation.

I love the dark, but I definitely don't "love functioning in the dark". In fact, I would argue that I'm significantly less functional in the dark. I also much prefer pushing my homosexual agenda in the light. Not that I won't do it in the dark, I just like to see what's going on I guess.

It makes me so depressed that your position needs to exist. God forbid people just, you know, fuck off. Good to know there are people out there willing to do what you do!

I like rodents and birds significantly less than I like cats. I'm not even a cat owner nor do I really care for cats, but it's a travesty to not let those little bastards hunt. They're like nature's perfect, furry, domesticated predator.

It looks surprisingly calm from the outside, but that inside shot? Holy shit. My stomach dropped to the floor.

"Sex work needs to be legal to provide protection to those that aren't volunteers. Not to penalize the safe, responsible happy hookers. "

Yeah, it's so stupid to make something like prostitution illegal. That's the REASON it's so dangerous. If we had well-regulated, legal brothels like in Nevada then prostitution would be an extremely safe profession. It may be less lucrative as a legal profession since there would likely be a lot more prostitutes, but…

As long as it's safe to shoot, you know? Wouldn't want anyone getting hurt by it...

The full article says "I followed him up the stairs and he turns around and, basically, I confront him right here,” Nirenberg said. “I put the $20 in his hand to defuse the situation as fast as possible, but I had a hammer in my hand just in case."

I thought imps might be demons, but I guess in my brain they're just the minions of demons.

Yeah, I'm not proud of it. I figured if we're talking about poop anyway, I may as well go for the gold!

True Christians just have diarrhea. If your anus opens more than a centimeter or two, then it's demon time, buddy.

Did anyone else see that little face he made at 18 seconds? I'm pretty sure he pictured the devil having anal sex right then and it turned him on a little bit. Also, what happens if you just use a dildo in your ass? Does it only release imps and not demons? I think I'm gonna go release an imp or two.

See, but that solution is too simple, smart and cost-effective. Unless it's going to cost millions and inconvenience everyone in sight, then the TSA wants nothing to do with your "ideas".

This is one of the reasons why I will never have kids. I freak out when I have to leave my dog with someone for two days, I would never trust another human being enough with my children. I have severe, recurring bouts of paranoia, so I would absolutely lose it if I didn't know exactly what was happening at all times…

My roommates, who have done buckets of drugs throughout their lives, say that Molly can leave you very depressed the next day. They usually recommend distracting yourself with friends or smoking pot to level yourself out after using Molly.

'She' needs to clarify with her supplier whether they're giving her Molly or Ecstasy. Street usage in most places is that Molly is pure MDMA and Ecstasy is cut with something. Her supplier may not even know what's actually in it, but they certainly should.