The full article says "I followed him up the stairs and he turns around and, basically, I confront him right here,” Nirenberg said. “I put the $20 in his hand to defuse the situation as fast as possible, but I had a hammer in my hand just in case."

I thought imps might be demons, but I guess in my brain they're just the minions of demons.

Yeah, I'm not proud of it. I figured if we're talking about poop anyway, I may as well go for the gold!

True Christians just have diarrhea. If your anus opens more than a centimeter or two, then it's demon time, buddy.

Did anyone else see that little face he made at 18 seconds? I'm pretty sure he pictured the devil having anal sex right then and it turned him on a little bit. Also, what happens if you just use a dildo in your ass? Does it only release imps and not demons? I think I'm gonna go release an imp or two.

I'm okay with most of these, but the last part of number 17 is such utter shit. It's perfectly fine to wonder, but you absolutely SHOULD google it. What kind of parent wants their kid to NOT know something? People like that are the reason Wikipedia's list of common misconceptions exists. Because people are too stupid…

See, but that solution is too simple, smart and cost-effective. Unless it's going to cost millions and inconvenience everyone in sight, then the TSA wants nothing to do with your "ideas".

This is one of the reasons why I will never have kids. I freak out when I have to leave my dog with someone for two days, I would never trust another human being enough with my children. I have severe, recurring bouts of paranoia, so I would absolutely lose it if I didn't know exactly what was happening at all times…

My roommates, who have done buckets of drugs throughout their lives, say that Molly can leave you very depressed the next day. They usually recommend distracting yourself with friends or smoking pot to level yourself out after using Molly.

'She' needs to clarify with her supplier whether they're giving her Molly or Ecstasy. Street usage in most places is that Molly is pure MDMA and Ecstasy is cut with something. Her supplier may not even know what's actually in it, but they certainly should.

Yes, MDMA is known as Ecstasy, but the point is that on the street Molly is always pure MDMA and Ecstasy is MDMA cut with something, usually meth, ketamine, caffeine or other things. If someone reads this article or the CNN one and decides to try MDMA for themselves but they ask their friend or dealer for Ecstasy, I…

Thank you! I started screaming at my computer when I first read the CNN article and they kept using them interchangeably. Technically, yes, MDMA is ecstasy, but I've lived in Arkansas, Missouri and Oregon and in each state if you asked someone to find you ecstasy, you were getting MDMA cut with something else and if…

That's exactly how I feel. I can't stop finding things to velcro to other things! My dog will be sleeping attached to the ceiling soon.

I just got a bunch of tiny velcro squares and stuck a hook square to the lower part of my bong and a loop square to the kasher that I have on my lighter. Smoke, stick, pass. It was $3 for a box of 12 hooks and 12 loops. Not quite as glamorous as the Bowl Band, but I also use velcro to stick my remote controls and…

Camper and Hikers too. Ugh. All they ever do is talk about the next time they're going hiking or camping. It's almost like something they like to do is important to them. Assholes.

Someone probably should have told you by now that XKCD comics don't (usually) contain actual people. Randall Munroe wrote a comic about it, it's another thing entirely to actually do it.

Mitt Romney, is that you?

His name is Alex.

It's on the ballot here in Oregon. I'm convinced that if it does pass, it's probably going to be stopped by a federal injunction from an almost guaranteed federal lawsuit. If it survives that, then I'll start celebrating.

In Iran, you can be sentenced to death for drug trafficking. That seems way lax than America...