Mitt Romney, is that you?

His name is Alex.

It's on the ballot here in Oregon. I'm convinced that if it does pass, it's probably going to be stopped by a federal injunction from an almost guaranteed federal lawsuit. If it survives that, then I'll start celebrating.

In Iran, you can be sentenced to death for drug trafficking. That seems way lax than America...

If I ever become a travelling famous person, my bus is never, ever, ever, ever, ever going through Sierra Blanca. You'd think there are other checkpoints they can route themselves through.

It definitely says not to eat raw cookie dough on the packages, but, like adventure!, not a single fuck is given when it comes to those warnings. Yum.

If Apple made a triangle phone then they'd be sued for copying the Sabre Pyramid.

"...is a fucking idiot. She's so simple minded and naive" I like how he throws down with "fucking idiot" before basically suggesting she go back to doing simple things like making sandwiches. Baseball is super, duper complicated and you have to be extra smart to play or talk about it. That's why we encourage children…

I don't think it's possible to even have a nuanced thought on Twitter, much less a conversation with any kind of depth.

Does anyone actually reject calls? Maybe it's because I don't talk on the phone often, but I always just hit the volume rocker to silence it. I don't think I've ever intentionally used the reject call button on a phone, lest the caller think I'm ignoring them. Of course, I am ignoring them, but they don't need to know…

The HTC Titan (and a LOT of other phones that aren't iPhones) have had this feature for a while.

Cool. You just hit END CALL, and we'll all continue discussing what this post is actually about.

I think it's because, as my understanding goes and based on the article, you can't just stick a bump key in and turn. It takes a bit of effort and proper placement and a would-be robber might just think you're fucking with them when they find the key and it doesn't turn or go in easily. Of course, then they'll…

It my teens I never carried a house key around because our side door had a little window in the top half that could be easily forced open with a screwdriver or garden trowel and there was always one nearby. You just popped the screen out, yanked the window up and gave it a good reach around and you were in. When…

You're an adorable troll. Kinda makes me wanna lick your genitals. Not in a sexual way though.

Same thing with politicians and religious leaders who rail against homosexuality and then get caught with their pants down banging dudes. It may not be all of them, but it's difficult to say that there isn't at least a teensy bit of truth to it.

Haha, great clip! And that's a very good point too. I also think that if people can try to use "gay panic" as a defense for killing/assaulting a gay guy that they think is hitting on them, women should be able to use "dick panic" as an excuse for killing/assaulting dickheads that hit on them at a bar.

I've definitely heard that too but I've never really understood their reasoning. Assuming we shift gears a bit and are discussing intercourse, it's still a man having sex with a man and regardless of how you identify your orientation, that's a homosexual act. I'm gonna go with "people are weird" again.

That's what seems to me like such a strange mindset. I understand that it is what they're thinking, but I don't get why. Why is the unconscious person the one considered debased and made fun of? I would be much more likely to laugh at the person intentionally putting their vulnerable-to-teeth penis in a random (or…

Sure, if you accidentally bump into a person or are just hanging out naked or something, that's not sexual. That all changes when you starting putting your penis in someone's mouth.