I think it's because, as my understanding goes and based on the article, you can't just stick a bump key in and turn. It takes a bit of effort and proper placement and a would-be robber might just think you're fucking with them when they find the key and it doesn't turn or go in easily. Of course, then they'll…

It my teens I never carried a house key around because our side door had a little window in the top half that could be easily forced open with a screwdriver or garden trowel and there was always one nearby. You just popped the screen out, yanked the window up and gave it a good reach around and you were in. When…

You're an adorable troll. Kinda makes me wanna lick your genitals. Not in a sexual way though.

Same thing with politicians and religious leaders who rail against homosexuality and then get caught with their pants down banging dudes. It may not be all of them, but it's difficult to say that there isn't at least a teensy bit of truth to it.

Haha, great clip! And that's a very good point too. I also think that if people can try to use "gay panic" as a defense for killing/assaulting a gay guy that they think is hitting on them, women should be able to use "dick panic" as an excuse for killing/assaulting dickheads that hit on them at a bar.

I've definitely heard that too but I've never really understood their reasoning. Assuming we shift gears a bit and are discussing intercourse, it's still a man having sex with a man and regardless of how you identify your orientation, that's a homosexual act. I'm gonna go with "people are weird" again.

That's what seems to me like such a strange mindset. I understand that it is what they're thinking, but I don't get why. Why is the unconscious person the one considered debased and made fun of? I would be much more likely to laugh at the person intentionally putting their vulnerable-to-teeth penis in a random (or…

Sure, if you accidentally bump into a person or are just hanging out naked or something, that's not sexual. That all changes when you starting putting your penis in someone's mouth.

Funny thing about the Jenny number. I tried that out here in Portland with a 503 area code at Safeway and it didn't work. I've also used it with a 501 area code when I was in Arkansas at a Kroger and it did work. I want to try it with a 501 area code at Safeway now.

As a gay man, I've never understood why males put their genitals in the mouths or ears of sleeping males as a prank. "Haha, I'm totally straight, but I stuck my dick in your mouth so you should be embarassed. Because I fucked your male mouth. With my penis." Yep. Seems pretty heterosexual to me. Nothing gay about…

For me it isn't as much about who loves the dogs or how much they're loved. I'm sure most people with show dogs love them and cuddle with them. I'm also sure that there are tons and tons and tons of dogs that need to be adopted. I'm not crazy. I don't think that will ever end, but it still makes me sad that people…

Extra cute puppies, but sad that they appear (based on the uploaders name) to be from a breeder. =/

I can kind of see what people mean about her trying too hard but honestly, I think that's part of her broader appeal and I applaud anyone who can make playing an instrument (not counting electric guitar, bass or drums) something cool and fashionable. I imagine there's a least one little kid out there who now wants to…

Me too. Whatever happens next could not possibly be worth it. Especially for as stoned as I am right now. That shit took forever.

I actually like her because she just freaks out when she plays violin. I played violin for 16 years growing up and I HATED it because it's such a boring, boring instrument. I like people like her who can actually make violin music fun.

Me too. My first thought was "Hey, that kinda looks like Portla...wait a minute..." Strictly speaking I live somewhere around the words "upscale" and "Craftsman" in the next to last posting, but, you know.

I've definitely had more parasites attached to me throughout my lifetime than my dog. In fairness, he's only 3, but still. That's just shoddy bible reporting.

Too bad they didn't have flea and tick pesticide back then. I'm pretty sure we don't have that problem anymore.

Yeah. They open them by hand and visually inspect them for huge cracks, deep scratches, etc. When I was hired at their customer service call center in Hillsboro, we watched an internal video about the shipping centers and some of the experienced employees can open and inspect discs unbelievably fast. I have to imagine…

I think he was speaking tongue-in-cheek when he called it a good thing. The line you quoted is a good tell. He seems to be saying that prohibition in the past (alcohol and marijuana) has not worked and so this is unlikely to work either, but he's pretending to be on the opposing side for comedic effect. Now, I think…