Jealous? Like we are in HS? What is there to be jealous of? To even bring that up as an option is to think that their is something inherently special about interracial relationships that others don’t have and that’s bullshit thinking.

*sigh*, again, I do really mean it when I say "I'm not saying you all had it easy". I'm not implying anyone has it harder. I'm saying we all have different challenges, some easier, some more difficult. That's it. There's no point in saying 'what's wrong with kids these days' when it isn't even comparable to even start…

I'm sorry that some people want to patronize you for adding what is actually a pretty insightful comment. "Kids these days" are being raised in an online era of permanent mistakes. They are expected to be on the college track by preschool, yet the chances they will make very public mistakes and ruin their successes…

#notallcraigslistads

Much though it is really important to put this crime in the context of a dangerous and hateful men's rights movement, can we please put the "lol fedora" jokes on hold and show some respect toward the victims of this act of terrorism? He didn't just post a humorously stupid video. He murdered women because of their…

Ugh, Elan Gale. He is such a douche.

Working with idiots is not easy. Just ask your coworkers.

And yet men are the ones who go nuts and shoot up public locations. Perhaps they're not handling the pressures of their jobs as easily as you claim?

Oh snap, Dribbles! You're right! I bet nobody could ever work that coal mine like you, bro!

Please do not accuse me of such self-serving means. You can clearly tell this listing is not mine because I have *at least* 5 more livestock skulls in my front yard, as well as several pieces of rusted farm equipment that I think are charming but others describe as being "unidentifiable" and "looking like murder…

You shouldn't come on Jezebel to promote your own Airbnb listing, sir! This is a safe space!

if being fat were something easy to control, the diet industry wouldn't be making millions every year, would they? you know what is easy to control? being a judgmental ass wipe. it's very simple. you just shut your mouth and people go on living as though you were never there. and it's nice because people (yes, even…

You are giving Mr. Timberlake far too little credit. He's an innovative legend- just ask him.

Go fuck off down a mystery hole. If you're hesitating and thinking about sticking around, maybe commenting a few more times, just don't. Go ahead and find the nearest opening in the ground that leads to unknown depths, and report to the very bottom of it.

In related news, 4 men with the smallest penises in the world showed up at a local jack in the box to show off their huge guns.

Oh man, maybe I'm too sensitive, but that just seems...mean.

Can you name the restaurant in Frederick so those of us in Maryland know which to avoid? Is it Volt? I'll assume it's Volt. You can't spell "overrated" without 3 of the letters in Volt.

My neighborhood bar has a Christmas party to raise money for kids' soccer called "Beers for Jesus." It's organized by a Muslim and an Atheist.

Apparently you missed the fact that it's entirely anonymous and there's no easy way for people to contact them. Yeah, really seems like they're taking charitable donations when no one can figure out how to give them money. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

One time one of those groups bought my lunch in a drive-thru line, and it was on a day where I had almost zero money and for some reason decided to get fast food. I scrounged up my last 2 cents and then Jesus bought my lunch. So nice. Didn't really make me believe in Jesus, though.