What in the ever lovin’ fuckity fuck did I just read? I could eat a bowl of Alpha Bits, barf it up and it would read better than that.

I think people generally - in a very general very broad sense - slot into two groups. Some are enamored with intelligence - if you meet someone smarter than you then you find that an attractive, positive personality trait. Even if it is intimidating you tend to surround yourself with smart people. Others are repelled…

The most impressive thing to me is the passive incompetence. Everyone hears the incompetence that comes out of his mouth every day, but there is so much of that we never hear about the passive incompetence like how he has allowed so many State Department foreign positions to go unfilled. This has allowed China…

So there are many many layers to how shitty the Trump presidency. There’s the racism and misogyny and bigotry. There’s the damaging policies. There’s the straight up cruelty. There’s the incompetence. There’s the lies. There’s the constant attempts to undermine the institutions designed to stop the country from…

Another franchise he won’t be awarded.

MLS-level President. 

You are the sharpest tool in the shed.

I can't believe that people are genuinely offended by a football celebration. Lol. What is the world coming to? 

Did some BODY tell you all that?

Pretty sure you just reinforced his point perfectly. 

You and me both. I get it’s newsworrhy and interesting for a lot of people, but the most minor shit in this game gets an article.

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

I can’t wait for Fortnite to go away.

If he’s 250, he’s gained nearly 90 lbs in 2 years. 

I assume he meant to type 150. He was one of the smaller players in the league. 

That was a typo, right? You meant 5'9", 150?

Yeah weird how a guy starting a shoving match in an elevator doesn’t have the raw trained tactical instincts of a Kinja commenter

There’s no way that dude, or anyone in that video, was 5'9" and 250 lbs.

Hey, lay off. The whole concept of “defending” is still foreign to Devin Booker.

We forced a bot to read thousands of dead letter responses. It..... initiated the launch codes.