Pam tried to warn everybody, way back in 2005. Oh Dwight, you didn’t believe her...

Kiebals comes with a personal catcher, Mike Rochburns. No surprise that without Bauer’s nanites, they’re gonna need a AAA battery.

Alex Jones smiles knowingly. 

And Bauer has a bad history with helicopters. 

“I have seen the CIA nanites. They are real. You all just can’t see what is right there in front of your face. The Deep State is keeping your own truth in the shadows.”

Reports say Bauer will be replaced in the rotation by calling up Don Kiebals from AAA Columbus

He might be stupid, but he’s not crazy.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!

Of course he’s going to deny it publicly. If the CIA finds out you’ve purged the nanites, they black helicopter your ass straight to Gitmo.

“With Jim as my witness, Paris is broken in half.” - Trump

It was done by people with Computer Science degrees from Alabama.

This gif and your eminently appropriate caption make me want to stick my hand in a paper shredder. God, I hate him so much

I wish he'd been friends with Jim Jones.

It would have to be a laugh track because nobody has ever laughed at that Jim.

Crimson. 

*laugh track*

Why was the animation done on a fucking Sega Dreamcast?

Show me a state that blows millions on crap like this and ranks in the bottom ten in all educational metrics and I guarantee it's a red state.

In Alabama this counts as spending on education. 

The best part is they are tearing down half of an upper deck that they just built in 2010.