I’m black and I think that’s a really absurd way of thinking about the push for diversity. It’s incredibly limiting to think that each person should only fight for the success of and draw attention to the struggles of the group they belong to.

As a semi-professional amateur poker player, that’s why I always stand with a 69.

Amen! Every time you do something, you have a 50% chance of dying. Doing 2 things in one day is essentially guaranteeing your early demise. That’s why today I’ve only opened Deadspin and

I guess some people just feel compelled to correct others in the comment section. I clicked the little star next to your grey comment because it was so faint I couldn’t even read it and now I wholeheartily regret my decision.

I don’t understand why people are freaked out about global warming. Every year, the earth either gets warmer, or it gets colder, 50/50. Since it’s gotten warmer the last few years, we have a good chance next year it’ll get colder!

“Wait, that’s not the right move?”

-Charlotte Hornets co-owner

This is the Twitter equivalent of hitting a hard 18 in Blackjack, pulling a 3, and then telling everyone else at the table it was statistically the right move because you got 21.

“Dad”, the child will then say, “Whatever happened to the “Tom Ley” person whose name is attached to this artifact of an article?”

+1 tall cool Budweiser

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

That’s a start, Alexi. Now apologize for your solo music career, and we can move past this.

He did with one what most could barely do with two.

Well you see, black people have this extra muscle that....

Come on, man, this is sportswriting 101. White players can only be compared to white players. Kristaps MUST be compared to Dirk because they’re both tall, white Europeans. Christian McCaffrey can only be compared to other white running backs — just wait for the Toby Gerhart analogies!— even though he’s faster and more…

“Caucasian”

I saw that name and started singing “I get knocked down but I get up again.”

“Great chemistry guy”

You laugh now, but just wait until Hinkie puts a hotel on his monopoly of the 2nd round of the NBA draft. WHO WILL BE LAUGHING THEN?

Brian Roberts is the Brian Roberts of basketball.

Not very good white guy who played for Chicago and Atlanta. I'll say... Jeff Blauser.