Because he's a younger version of Ted Cruz?

Roy Williams is an awful, awful coach.

Happy Birthday, Mike!

But...but...he’s a fantastic recruiter at North Carolina and Kansas!

Nobody in CBB is really good this year, so naturally UCONN will win the title.

Roy Williams once again proved he’s one of the worst in-game coaches ever. Couldn’t even get the ball to Johnson at the end.

from now on South American soccer shall be known as American Football, due to the high occurrence of shooting deaths

Agreed. Providing the refs with their own Arsenal could get out of hand.

I’ve printed and framed this comment, because it is the worst joke ever told.

An amendment written in the 1790's when there was little or no standing army. Washington had to rely on militias to fight the British during the Reveloution, that is why we have a second amendment. Not so everyone should own a gun!

This is fuckin Murica yer talkin bout. I use my AK to light mah cigareets.

As far as gun control - these constitutional originalists are *totally cherry picking* - if you’re gonna be literal + O.G. - it only applies to MILITIAS and the weapons they refer to are SINGLE LOADING MUSKETS.

Boogie is not ugly. And Boogie’s game is fucking beautiful. His grumpy oncourt look is the result of BRF: Bitchy Resting Face. BRF is involuntary; it happens when the neutral position of the face appears scowling or frowny. When Boogie smiles, he looks like a ginormous teddy bear.

Scalia dies but Duke wins. I guess that was asking for too much.

Yes, his landing was essentially his fourth step. Or his second different instance of traveling on the same play. I forget how double negatives work in basketball.

Sure, but if someone travels in two completely different ways on the same play, then will they call it?

Anyway, South Carolina is a very good team, and they’re somehow unranked even though they’re 21-3.

“An ejection in three minutes? Finally, something I can beat that guy at!”

Cue Terp fans claiming a Bias against them.

As a resident of the Phoenix area I remember that game clearly because I remember a group of fall down drunk frat daddy bros in a jeep (decked out with K state decals) screaming like retards and throwing trash at all the cars going by (they were a nearly idling one car parade or something) during what was for us…