“I admire his stamina”—Rick Pitino

Do you have a girlfriend, wife, sister, that will need...consoling after their loss?

Can I have your watch when you are dead?

They’ve given a fuck, you want them to give a shit too?

Taking the wood out of Louisville. What a shame.

Really a bitch move by Louisville to sell out their players like this, particularly Damion Lee and Trey Lewis. Of course it’s better for Louisville to take a ban now and then stock up on talent in the future, but it would be more fair to the players (LOL) to impose the ban for next year, which would give the recruits…

I’d say that didn’t take long but we’re talking about Louisville

He means he hasn’t talked to him since 2014, so two years. You see, for the Bears, the 2014-2015 season was really just the 2014 season.

I'm sure some part of him was talking to Jay. For a star wideout not to have some conversation with his quarterback is borderline insane.

Who says he doesn’t deserve to be an All-Star? That’s some All-Star game defense right there.

The two teams have played each other 281 times now, we’re probably past the “familiarity breeds contempt” rivalary phase and now into the “is this all there is in this miserable rectangular state” existential dread phase

It’s like every time you have a faculty meeting.

this is why you build faculty meeting into the department schedule. they fucking suck, but at my department everyone shows up. (it also helps that a lot of the senior people are insanely obsessed about departmental politics and probably love nothing more than these meeting.) if i get tenure though no more faculty…

Clinton Campaign “We want to have a debate in New Hampshire, where it could only harm you, but we don’t want to have a debate in New York where it could harm me.”

That’s the last time Kent State had an accurate Shooting Guard.

I knew I heard some drumming... +1

+4 dead in Ohio

I thought it was Kent State that had the awful shooting. Isn’t that why they’re called the Golden Flashes?

They owned that end zone on the first play of SB 48!

Wu Ke mistake.