An “official” listing that’s 2-3 inches more than the player’s actual height? Well I’ll be damned.

When he dunks, does he yell out “THESE ARE MY READERS!!!!!”?

Simmons, who’s from Melbourne, Australia,

Welcome to the Philadelphia 76ers, Ben! You’re right leg is now broken and your left ACL has exploded. If you’ll just step into this jar of amber liquid, we’ll store you here in this closet with our other big time future talents. Remember, the 2023 title is the only important one. Now breathe the liquid into your…

he’s done it while playing a style of basketball that’s more than a little reminiscent of college-era Lamar Odom

Yeah, the felony term is peeping thomas

Is this when we say “good kinja”?

I’ll give 2 Cubans for that!

Too soon.

-1 Kennedy

And the shot MOVES TO THE LEFT!

#headshot

In my opinion Lacy has been the bigger bust out of him and Cobb. Dude is letting a career backup outplay him?

9 letters (-1 letter) Coincidence?

Just because you always stop when you get to the taint doesn’t mean that is how football works.

That’s a color scheme as good as the game is going to be.

I think that tweet is just Tony’s coy way of telling us he has AIDS.

Music city BABBBY

My sister-in-law works at the school where that lady is trying to have the book banned.

And not reproduce, hopefully.