It's a shame Chris Berman's Two Minute Drill doesn't qualify. Six minutes long, five of it is clips of himself from 30 years ago, followed by him picking the Bills and 49ers to beat the spread.
It belongs in a category all by itself.

On a less national scale, Clay Travis should be on this list. Did you know he is a lawyer and married a cheerleader? Also, that James Franklin, the head football coach of Vanderbilt University, is the top candidate for every high profile coaching vacancy?

Those of you thinking that being bombarded with paper is a laughing matter have never been hit by five different sets of divorce papers.

It's even worse in Africa, which has throngs of Mormons spitting garbage.

This would never happen on the planet Kolob.

fuck you. that's three games in the last full season the packers have been royally fucked by the refs. seattle, SF, and this.

My dad coached basketball at our local high school for 30 years. He retired because of the parents. As with many high school teams, there was one kid who was substantially better than everyone else on the team, so clearly much of the offense was centered around him. He had to meet with the AD because the parents of…

More and more common anymore, but it's all due to the parents. Honestly, there is a growing lack of personal responsibility and accountability that I encounter year after year. Not to say that all kids/parents are like this. Most are great people and assets to the school and community. However the most vocal…

I don't mean to overly generalize people here, but the parents who are threatening to sue are complete assbags. It's not the kids who should be tuned up, it's the parents. They not only gave these little douchebags this sense of entitlement, but actually believe their kids are better than anyone else and more…

What about parents taking their kid by the hair and saying, "Listen, you little shit, you're not going to college because you'll be working to pay for repairs on that poor dumb bastard's house." ? You get the feeling there's not a shred of shame among these adults. No wonder they ended up raising feral offspring.

Never mind the fact that the coaching staff routinely cheats by getting "tips" on the other team's playbook.

I'm still looking for the linebacker and the bottle of Dom. I've been looking for 20 minutes, and I just can't find him anywhere.

I do survey work, shoot lasers, tell people where to build towers, condos, roads, whatever, bear with me this is going somewhere.

So, one crew pissed me off somehow, I don't even remember how, I labelled all the reference points in roman numerals on the site. I just kinda did it out of being frustrated and figured…

"For God's sake, keep its hide moist until we can get the helicopter here!"

Doctor yaah, are you also implying that an "AIDS Fire" may not be an actual type of fire?

"Hey—I Thought of it first!"

Was anyone else appalled by how fast the cars were driving at Daytona Speedway, which surely creates unsafe conditions for drivers and spectators alike?
It would be simple to fix. NASCAR would ask drivers to slow down, be courteous, maybe even use a turn signal once in a while. Things would be so much safer for…

Football Shaq Thompson is also (extremely bad at) baseball Shaq Thompson.

In a bizarre game that saw seven turnovers and three touchdowns scored by defense or special teams

The Bears Still Suck.... you almost lost to Ponder come on