Listen, I was hammered and made the poor choice to draft Cutler (much too early, mind you) in one of my fantasy leagues. So, for as shitty as he is, I wish the best for him.

and Miss Milly Cyrus should be fined and jailed for performing such sexually provactive material on TV ... I already know nothing will happen to any of these people, especially since our nation has become a truly Liberal Socialist nation now.

I can't get the image of Mark Wahlberg from the departed out of my head

YOU FACKIN DAHKIE FACKS CAN'T YOU FACKIN CATCH! WE HAVE TO RELY ON SOME FACKIN QUEEAHBOY LIKE FACKING JEWKAH WHO CANNAWT EVEN HOALD WELKAH'S JAHCK! AND WE HAVE THE GREATEST FACKIN QUATAHBACK OF AHL FACKIN TIME, TAHMMY FACKIN BRADY! HE IS OWAH FOOTBALL PEDROIAHHHH! YANKEES SACK! DAHKIES SACK! FACK YOU!!!!!!

It's solid, but it's no Barkevious Mingo.

I'm an overweight housewife and I'm apparently qualified to play any position with the Jets, starting with Head Coach. I mean, COME ON.

"HA! Now you HAVE to give my liberty, you dicks."

This joke only made it about 3/5 of the way there.

Based on everything I know about the Tampa region, I'm pretty sure "vote" means "see how far they can punt".

Intent.

So theoretically, it's possible to finish on the face and the back.

Well sure, I mean, as long as they're making up the rules anyway.

Ignoring that it's asinine to assume that everything else would have played out exactly the same way if the 49ers kick a field goal and kickoff rather than a TD and kickoff, Rodgers got the Packers to the SF 42 on that final drive which would have given them a chance at a game-winning 59 yard field goal. Crosby has a…

He should be used to losing to Miami by now

C'mon, cut him some slack. Guys who played at Kentucky are NOT used to crossing the goal line.

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Leon Lett doesn't think that was one of the NFL's dumbest plays ever.

Would you pass up nearly four percent of your salary for a superstition?

"Blew inmate #341 in jail"

I always thought Taiwan and Tyvon had the same first name, I speak a lot of latin in my profession.