"Jim Kelly and Marv Levy have cancer. Ralph Wilson does not, per his antebellum-era deal with Satan."

I'll just leave this here.

So they are Steelers fans?

She initially wanted to go for an Antoine Walker bikini, but those are only available to customers with D cups or bigger.

Unlike her father's legendary mullet, her style says business and party in the back.

The neatest part is that when you put her in a cold room, the front turns into Bullets.

At the end of each work week, I have a Pants-off/Dance-off in my bedroom

It's not Jeremy, but the lyrics to Yellow Ledbetter always leave a tear in my eye.

I don't find this kind of thing funny, sorry.

TheMockDraftRuiner: hey guys, pumped for this pick.

"Cry me a river" - Shaq's wife. .

This is worse than I thought. There's not even a point to going through this kangaroo court; Pistorius is going to be innocent for sure. South Africa needs to move into the 21st century and put an end to this runner hero worship shit.

... a person close to Braun first leaked Laurenzi's name to the media.

"I've been using that package for years."

I'm a life-long Packer fan born and raised in Wisconsin, and there's some awesome points here:

Sadly I got that vibe too. I've read all of these and was looking forward to this one as Green Bay is my favorite team, but there wasn't much substance to it. Plus the worst list was shaky, as there's no Justin Harrell. Fuck Justin Harrell.

Packer fans like John Kuhn so much that they yell out his surname even when they hand the ball off to a black running back.

How dare you dismiss my ownership of the Packers, my share is proudly framed right next to the deed to my plot of land on the Moon and that certificate confirming the star they named after me.

The list of all-time shittiest Packers has three glaring omissions:

I got you homie:
What's the hardest part about playing kickball? Having to put down your IPA when it's time to play defense.