Gross Sweaty Hillbillies

serious? I'm a Life Long Packer Backer...GSH stands for George Stanley Halas..You know, the guy the Halas trophy is named after?...(The one that the Packers took from the bears AT Soldier Field, in order to go to the Superbowl and win the Trophy named after the GREATEST football coach in history)

The amount of adult Bears fans that wear jerseys while in their own homes is disturbing.

1. Before Cutler, the best quarterback the Bears had for the last 2 decades was good ol Sexy Rexy

3. Cade McNown. No quarterback in history gave off stronger "That guy looks like a real asshole" vibes than Cade McNown.

Scott Mitchell is one of those guys who I always thought should have been called Scotty.

If that's Drew's true intention, then it's one hell of a front. Almost as good as Detroit's Department of Tourism.

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It's the cases like this that make up for all the Johnny Football stories. Good for DJ and his family and I hope he manages to keep his life together after football.

A Comet would get the best of him either way.

Heh, please tell me this happened at the Flats.

Well lets not go too far.. They had Pennington.. Oh wait. Well there was Fiedler, Feely, Culpepper, Thigpen, Henne, Moore, Frerotte.. Ok you're right.

The same people in ATL (more accurately ATL's suburbs) who will whine about the churches refusing to move will be all about the War on Christmas when they walk into Wal-Mart in November and see "Happy Holidays".

Meh. Brady and Manning don't need 4th quarter comebacks to beat the Panthers and Bucs in the regular season.

I will never attire of Emmitt Smith jokes

You can always sue them for liable.

This is more clever than you think. Fans will blame the inevitable incompletion on Cooper's idiocy and not on his brother's horrible quarterbacking.

The reason Fred McGriff is not included is sad yet simple. Major League Kickball, despite its acronym, does not allow black players.

Luckily for her he overthrew her by 5 yards.