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What is my father doing with a man in a cape?
What is a man in a cape doing with my father?

These are the people who spend every Saturday watching UT lose and then root for Alabama in the national title game....

Restricted AirSpace Jam

Thank you for cutting off the clip when what sounded like Isiah Thomas started to talk. The world is a better place b/c of it.

Here ya go, dipshit. 38 wins.

This is why I've always loved the Dwight Howard swat-the-ball-30-feet-out-of-bounds-then-celebrate-while-fans-go-crazy-and-be-out-of-position-for-an-easy-two-for-the-other-team-who-retained-possession-on-the-needlessly-emphatic style of block, but to each his own.

The only thing more impressive than that was the time Kenyon went up with two femurs and came down with three. Amazing.

Dear God, you sound exactly like I would have in 1997 had Deadspin existed as well as the Cincinnati Bengals. It's like someone just walked over my grave. You poor, poor man.

I guess you didn't get a good look at that belly up there. Have another gander. You can't get that in small doses, hombre.

Just thought I'd point out that the diet soda study linked to in the story above has a number of problems with it. For starters, it's a three-person study. That's it, just three people. Two of those people were drug addicts and the third, the heavy soda drinker, hadn't seen a dentist in 20 years. Finally, the woman…

The video is about how we shouldn't have to prove our "worthiness" as a geek.

The Target toy section. Girls, everything you need - from pink heels to pink feather boas to pink mops. Choose your profession - housecleaner or stripper.

It would be better for Dolan if the committee to get him out wasn't named Garden Transition Facilitation Organization.

Really? Derrick rose is better now? For the last 18 months the man has been terrified of his shadow

"Sonja Henie was another one I snogged."

To be fair to the contestants, given the category, I'd have never guessed car racing either.

If only he would've carried the message across the goal line. You know, you just gotta aim top shelf sometimes, really exceed your expectations. I felt this kinda rimmed out a little bit, but maybe he can bounce back and cross home.

Question#1 is too silly to take seriously, so my advice is: whatever you do, don't go looking for your friend's exterminator just to prove you're open minded.

Scenario 10: You're a washed up has-been NFL Quarterback who held your organization hostage for several years and when the team got tired of it and installed the new guy as leader, you got mad and ran off to NYC where you tried for one last shot @ glory with a franchise that was allready a joke. You make a new friend…