ChiefIllwhiniwept
Chief Illwhiniwept
ChiefIllwhiniwept

I would also add Warriors and Celtics fans to that list. Watching fucking Bay Area herbs or fackin Tawmmy from Murderpan have to cheer for James -- put that shit directly into my veins

If the Lakers have the ability to add multiple large contracts, why not go for James, Leonard, and Cousins? I agree - I don’t like the George/James combo or the George/James/Leonard Big 3 either.

The idea of the NBA’s equivalent of Cardinal fans having to watch LeBron on their team and admit he is a good guy would bring me a great deal of joy.

I have an extra kidney, some liver, two functioning lungs and various other organs she needs more than me. I hate needles, but I’m O- and live 50 miles from DC so if she goes into surgery just cash out my IRA and medivac me to the hospital.

There was a great study on descriptions of NFL prospects

Your cereal choice has triggered Marchman.

Morocco are not a fraud. They are who we thought they were.

We’ve only scratched the Surface of Microsoft puns.

I too have never been to Barstool, but I see so much “Deadspin is just jealous of Barstool!!!!11!!!uno”, especially in the comments section on the Deadspin facebook page. I’ve been into Deadspin for so long it’s just a habit to come here to read funny shit about sports and make poop jokes. I wonder whether I should

This is why people hate Draymond Green

Yes and they were a mistake. Just like the current children’s camps are.

Oh good catch. There is somebody else I am thinking of for Green. Maybe Perkins, but I don’t remember if he won a title with the Lakers.

2), but I would be more specific. He flies down, then claims he couldn’t find his target and just had a really expensive and tense vacation.

Let’s Wordsmith Some Language About Our Differences, and Then Drill Down to the Basics From Our 20,000-foot View in Temecula?

Something about draining the swamp?

Translation: “Hey Scott, quit getting caught” - Your friend who would do the same thing if he were running the EPA.

That’s a great joke that didn’t come up short.

That’s a load of crap. I have it on good authority from my man Albert Burneko that the Washington Bullets are going to ship Otto Porter out and bring in James and Cousins.