This is how the Wall is going to pay for itself. If we guard our borders and don’t let the other countries in we win the whole thing. #MAGA

Please tell me we are screening the cage kids for athletic ability, as well as gathering genetic information from parents and noting their athletic abilities as well.

Savage and on point, considering the OP pointed out this will be Trump’s 3rd term.

That pilot is my hero

....defecation in public...you couldn’t see shit.

I would say it would be quite the Endeav-

Fuck they traded for / signed: Worthy, Kareem, AC Green, Rambis Shaq, Pau, Derek Fisher, Horry

I would say Jordan’s signature was the push off. We remember the shot on Russell, but that was just the tip of the iceberg. #2 was probably hand-checking on defense, but I could see traveling being ahead of that.

he has been favored to get to the finals for 10 seasons

None of that sounds like LeBron. That sounds like how the media portrays LeBron. He does get animated on the court, but most star basketball players do. That’s not meant to be whataboutism so much as to point out it’s a normal part of playing high-stakes sports. Still not as bad as the way as he is perceived by most…

No but I would be totally cool with that.

That’s basically what Trump envisions, but without black people.

Republicans hated Trump until they realized he would make America hate again.

Yes everybody should watch it. There’s nothing better than realizing a decade of idolatry was a sham.

And then he couldn’t even read it correctly!

Why do these MAGA guys always want to shove stuff up other people’s asshole and suck other guys’ dicks / have their dicks sucked? Are they more progressive than I give them credit for? Or does he wish he knew something about phrasing, so that he wouldn’t say “I’m giving it to the President of the United States”?

They got Durant and other key role players in free agency, but I don’t see how it matters where teams get their stars. It doesn’t matter to me.

I want to see LeBron on the Warriors or the Celtics because it forces one of two fan bases with irrational LeBron James Hater Syndrome to root for him.

Trading away Harden was a dumb move in hindsight, but they also got played by the Rockets a bit too.

Giving the Warriors credit for Curry’s ankles not falling apart or Thompson and Green turning into all stars is revisionist history. They got lucky.