These tweets were as usual, completely incoherent, so it was hard to tell the difference.

Oh man, I can barely even look at that. Scary...

Like father, like son

Saw his last name hash tagged on Twitter and I honestly thought someone just misspelled Pettitte or something.

Trust me, Nelson is no legend. It takes everything in my power not to mute the TV when he speaks.

I'm sure Howie Schwab has some great stats on the new set....oh wait.

Schiano goes for the knees, bacteria goes for the toes.

Reporter: Will you lead the Jets to a playoff this year?

Regardless, the money does not go into the NFL's pocket. It goes back to the players (why is that so wrong, it's not as if that is the sole income of the retired playes' funds) and things like "disaster relief initiatives, and health-related charities"

To be fair, the league doesn't see a dime for the fines. It all goes to charity.

Football Can Be Confusing...Especially for Woman....and Donovan McNabb

Found him! 1:14

This news casts a cloud of suspicion upon their bobsled team.

Serious question? What is a guy this old playing High A ball?

Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Oakland Raiders

His favorite NBA player is probably Gilbert Arenas.

I thought his proudest accomplishment was his Pulitzer.

I'll miss you, SMU.

Ban the DH!

Looks fine to me.