No jokes from me. That is terrible news. Thoughts and prayers with the families.

I never want to see the phrase "Expand in comfort" ever again.

#BristolLife

Exactly! Could be much worse.

The DMV offers this online? Hypocrites.

Oh thank goodness. I thought the records were going to be sealed up and thrown into a shed.

So you're sponsored by Sports Authority, aren't you Deadspin?

If only Magary would have waited one more day on his write-up...

Detroit can't afford to watch that one.

Anytime the two cities are mentioned, we're obligated to post this.

With as many ACL tears we've seen already, it's probably going to happen.

Paula Deen really needs to control herself.

There's a severe lack of Lee Suggs on this list.

More like Roland De Wong

The 'ol eight hopper into second base.

Bob Ley was one of my heroes growing up. A fixture at ESPN of always reporting the right way. Thought he was clean. Now we know he's just as dirty as any other reporter in the business.

Didn't you hear is speech? You can't touch CC.

To be fair, it was hard to animate Cuban being happy since it's never happened before.

I know the Pirates being in first place is pretty shocking ESPN, but let's try and keep things together, ok?

I think Deadspin has a Price is Right style wheel and they just spin it every time.