Tired of winning yet?

I hear ya, maybe I’ll ask next time. But that’s just the seat I ended up being assigned (booked late) so I didn’t have much of a choice.

American asked me to do so before takeoff earlier this year. I think it was mainly because I was right next to the exit door. I hate flying with the shade up, especially on takeoff, so I closed it as soon as we were up in the air and leveled off.

And I believe that flash flood warning was prompted for the waves of hot takes that are about to rush in.

Happy to see Ron Artest recapturing his youth.

“Even Gawker got more sympathy in its demise.”

I love how Fisher had to turn to the rest of the war room to get them to clap for taking Goff.

Who was the USA Today blogger? I promise I won’t tell anyone.

Ted Cruz. The IKEA of politics.

Somewhere, there are a bunch of dogs losing their freakin’ minds.

Of all the RGIII things, this is somehow the most RGIII-iest.

Good. It shouldn’t be held there anyway. Not worth the clear risks. If this is the excuse we need to bail, then I’m cool with it.

Your move, Riley.

Drew Magary should sell his Chopped shirt to raise money. I’d pay at least four dollars.

Man, that was fantastic.

And that may be Ali’s greatest accomplishment.

I am too young to remember Ali but this is my favorite article ever written on the man. It’s awfully late now but tomorrow, I’m going to read it again. So thank you again, Davis.

The best shot in this years Masters and also an unbeatable shot in a game of H-O-R-S-E.

Come on Troy, we all know only North Carolina offers a degree in bachelors.

Arby’s: The Meal That’s A Dare For Your Colon