The Flint Tropics have a better crowd following than the Timberwolves.

Obviously, Presidents are using email 24/7 but for the record, whoever the next President is won’t be allowed to have a smartphone. Obama has a Blackberry. He only emails. Doesn’t text. Said he can’t use any phone that has recording capabilities for security reasons. So that eliminates all smartphones.

I enjoy Jim Caldwell being on here twice under Not Fired!? and UHHHHH? Poor guy.

The facepalm to end all facepalms.

Totally reminds me of Louis CK’s “hide and seek” bit and he couldn’t just point to his daughter and go, “There she is.”

“We will replace it with First Take on a continuous loop until the end of days.”

I guess you could say his draft stock...

The people are fun to laugh at in this story but the fact there’s a weekend edition of BCO is undeniably proof God exists.

Furiously refreshing until I finally saw BCO.

Incredible how long it took the announcers to even acknowledge the injury. Seemingly oblivious.

Only thing uglier than the injury are the Browns’ jerseys.

Reading this made me sad. :(

*Pederson, for the record.

“Isolate the woman, get her away from everyone.”

Nothing gets me excited for the NBA Draft like Wiz performing in front of an audience of nobody.

NBA cat watch and now this story.

Gillette Stadium?

Not to mention all that money he spent on wigs.

Serious question. How many goals do they need?

I know Cleveland has been without a title for 60+ years but is there currently any sadder sports city than Philly? I gotta say no.