All of these looks are more than slightly Raven.

He’s really good at bleeding on shirts. I’ve never done it as stylishly as he did.

The Duggar’s have always fought against marriage equality, arguing that granting rights to LGBTQ’s would be an endorsement of child molestation.

Marina would totally kill anything tho tbh

I fucking am pro abortion. It is a legal fucking medical procedure. If you want to get one, get one. If you want to get 12493087120390, get that many, then. If you want to purposely get pregnant and get an abortion, fucking have at it. If you want an abortion because you don’t like the sex of your baby, or the father,…

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

“If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.”

ARGLE BARGLE I CANNOT WAIT TO LISTEN TO THIS BUT IN A SECOND I WILL HAVE SOMEONE ELSE IN MY OFFICE BLARGGGGGG

I’m either hideous or oblivious, because I have no idea.

Just give me the baby and the Steve Buschemi dog and we will all go live happily ever after far the fuck away from these garbage people.

It’s 2015. Women can be anything. Even assholes.

You know what else shouldn’t be tax exempt? Any church!

i feel like providing a list of facts isn’t the same as editorializing?

Keep it coming, Rand. Show the world what an insufferable doucherocket you are. It’s the best part of the Republican candidate clusterfuck.

I came here for easter service six years ago. it’s a big church with a past deeply rooted in [Redacted city] history. the sermon irritated me simply b/c it was religious and asked me to take a lot on faith (so i guess it was my problem with religion, not this church in particular)

For some reason, I read this entire article as if it concerned Britney Spears the first time through. It was very confusing until I looked closer.

I’d like to go on the record here. Rihanna has my explicit permission to enter my bedroom and wake me up in any fashion she deems appropriate, at any time.

The internet is more powerful than God.

"I broke that man. I farted on him, he broke."