“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

I think that particular piece is titled 2016.

I think he’s using the term “misandrist” in the sense that the patriarchy/rape culture negatively affects BOTH men and women, which is something not everyone always thinks about. It doesn’t seem like he’s trying to detract from the fact that women have been long suffering from sexist bullshit. It’s not a zero-sum game.

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

Sounds like Kansas needs more taco trucks.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

10/10 - would totally watch a “My Little Bull Dyke” show.

In my head, I can’t stop singing “my little bull dyke, my little bull dyke” to this tune:

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

I’m not particularly attractive, but I “get away with” not wearing makeup by not giving a flying fuck.

Not sending people to prison for non-violent crimes is not that radical an idea, actually.

This type of compassion and decency doesn’t even come at the expense of the letter of the law; it elevates the law.

Yas King!

Oh, come on. You could have easily gone with all “F” sounds but you quit after just three words? Here you go.

Dragons + krakens = awesome.

Yeah! It must be exhausting being gay and Asian at the same time—poor Chu’s got enough to worry about!

Intergaycial!!!!

I am going to mis her, her husband, and their beautiful family so very, very much come January. We have been so fortunate to have them these past eight years.

Let's just, like, any time someone wants to interview Caitlyn, they just go to the Wachowski sisters instead? Can we do that? For a better tomorrow?