@SG-17: 1) Get inside Fort Mercer.

@SG-17: Geographically, those are three areas of the map. I'm speaking about the story, which is in five separate and distinct acts.

@Joel Johnson: Have you played 2K11? It's a phenomenal title, and absolutely deserves to be in GOTY conversations. I wouldn't give it that title overall, but it absolutely deserves recognition.

@GeneralBattuta: Yes. Story-wise, you're in act two out of five. It definitely picks up.

Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns had a surreal bit where the Joker went on David Letterman's (code-named David Endochrine for some odd reason) show and solicited the Toymaker's help in creating a flying doll that spewed nerve gas. It shot through the city, zoomed into Letterman's studio, and Joker rode it out into…

@Frosted Mini-Wheats: Well, if you like GiantBomb, it's great. The guys there played through it and made tons of commentary. It was like Mystery Science Theater 3000, but over 99 hours of Persona 4 (split into 155 parts). And Vinny and Jeff are some funny, funny guys.

@Frosted Mini-Wheats: I normally detest JRPGs, but I watched GiantBomb's Persona 4 endurance run, which was great. I would have picked up 4, but I don't have a PS2, and I've already watched someone play through the entire thing.

@SixTwoSixFour: I am indeed.

Man. This Persona 3 game is pretty good. It's like Pokemon, but for grown-ups. And it's got likeable characters and a sense of when it's goofy, which is weird for a JRPG. I dig it.

@Rio-GT: I assume it's like any liquor- you sip the better stuff. It's probably like scotch, in that you just don't drink the cheaper stuff.

@TheNewDemoman: Hey, Portal was about wallhacks. Sounds like you completely missed the basic mechanic of the game.

@Ichidou: Ignorant racists are the ignorant racists of this (and every) generation. Don't say stupid things.

@Alexander Cardosa: Have you used a WP7 phone? The software is fucking awesome.

Really hoping for a bunch of Windows Phone 7 tablets.

@deafblindmute: People watched Attack of the Show?

@Raso719: I never had this issue with COD2, COD4, or MW2. COD3 (also a Treyarch joint) had terribly broken and exploitable spawns, though.

Here's a video I captured of our 5-man squad joining a Hardcore CTF match in COD: Black Ops. Upon spawning, we were killed immediately, over and over, for about ten minutes.

Hugo Strange?

Pair of Aiaiai TMA-1's, a pair of All Black Everything Ray-Ban Wayfarers, Inception on Blu-Ray, Community Season One on DVD, and two tickets to one of next week's BCS bowl games. Great Christmas here.

@magista: Swapped the M and N key on my homeroom teacher's keyboard in senior year of high school. Homeroom was early in the day. He had stepped out of the room, and after I did it, he came back in and powered down his computer. I was a student aide for his late-in-the-day English class, and when I came back some six…