ChickenOfTheSea
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ChickenOfTheSea

@Jon Q: Start it up! Go start posting on #moviereviews. Get some discussions going, and then email one of the editors and see if they want to pull content from there and post it. Shape Kotaku how you'd like to see it! Sieze the day!

Speaking of crazy, I'm about to go put a Gamestop out of business. There are some ridiculous promotions going on there right now. First of all, there's a blanket 50% bonus, which means you get 1.5 times the money for trade-ins. Secondly, when your trade-ins are going toward preorder or purchase of BFBC2, GOW3, FFXIII,

@potatojenkins: Nah, Peter Moore (of EA) is gonna kick in the side door, wearing a trenchcoat and kevlar, brandishing a sawed-off shotgun, and stick everybody up.

This is like that show The Tester, but as done by the minds behind The Wire. I'm riveted.

That Pokemon/DRM comment had to be nominated.

You know what'd be cool? A place to talk about TV. I'm a big fan of TV. Possibly moreso than videogames! But I vastly prefer the Kotaku commentariat to, say, the hipster nerds over at the AV Club website, or the commenters over at Gawker.TV. There's nothing wrong with those websites... I just think that Kotaku users

@Bialia: Hmm... That's odd. I'm much more inclined to say you're browser's up to some sort of shenanigans, although people are also claiming that they had problems clicking into this article. Maybe Kotaku's just fidgety this evening.

@Michael Dukakis: It seriously was a fantastic game. And while it hurts to lose such a huge game, it really was a storybook ending to the Games for the Canadians, and I can't really begrudge them that. Barry at Deadspin summed it up better than I ever could. Excellent game, but I'm still feeling like shit.

@Bialia: Nope. Probably only those that deserve it.

Someone made the decision to watch their NHL team's next game.

/middle finger to the north, gripping my balls

@Etheris: Large enough to read, but not so large that it pisses people off. Just use common sense.

@8thR: That's both tasteless and funny. Surprised it wasn't included!

It is, at its very core, a game about parking cars. I think I'll pass.

@Smigit: I struggled endlessly with the doctor assassination until I just walked up and shot him in the gut. Sometimes things can just be simple.

@deanbmmv: Because of the colossal amount spent to create each game. They're going to do everything they can to maximize profit, even if that includes upping the price of the PC version to match the more expensive console versions.

@Chowderholic: Make sure you lock your account to your friend's Xbox, and call Microsoft and tell them you're doing so. Tell them to lock out all purchases. Just recovering it on a friend's machine isn't enough to lock the thief out. I guess you could see if your insurance covers the theft, and see if there's anything