Fuck off, Bennett, Community's an excellent show.

@vid3oman64: Mine's the same way.

@MilsurpShooter: There's a God of War 3 promotion where 2 titles off of a certain list let you get GOW3 for 19.99. MW2 is on that list.

@Manly_McBeeferton: Showmeyourmoves, Mike Dukakis, and Kobun are all really good about promoting a lot of comments.

@llmercll: That's a beefy processor spec? The machine I'm using has a 2.2ghz Pentium 4, and I got it in 2004.

@Lezard: It's actually a brilliant piece of level design. For the 9th circle of hell- treachery- the developers actually had the balls to betray the player and dump him/her into a bunch of challenge rooms instead of a satisfying conclusion. It's an impressive move, and one I imagine Crecente didn't want to spoil in…

Pho is delicious. There's no Vietnamese joints that I'm aware of here in north Houston, but there's a Japanese-esque sushi joint that serves what's ostensibly the same thing. Rare beef in a broth with onions. McWhertor, you're an ass for making me hungry with almost all of your Kotaku Off-Topics.

@Curse lily: No counting money in front of poor people. It's rude.

@Shrewsbury: Probably WoW.

No.

"This is the definitive Halo made by the people that created Halo."

@BananaStandCEO: Anything that requires a differentiation between red and green. Owen also hates Christmas and is beside himself when it comes to defusing bombs.

Jim Beam. Hurgh.

@Paradox me: Action Johnny! I love Action Johnny.

@Luke Plunkett: That's awesome.

@Luke Plunkett: Clarified!

@jimmuhpage: Ah, ok. Yes, Luke, clarity!

Quick note- the full Nürburgring is included in the game. Not sure what's in the DLC, but the full 14-kilometer course is on the retail disc. I saw that there's a sprint circuit, but I've got no clue as to what the second track is.

Starting a new file on Mass Effect 1 right now. I've got a level 28 Jacob Shepard currently waiting for Mass Effect 3, but it just feels wrong somehow to make the renegade-style choices that I didn't make in what I consider to be Mass Effect 'canon'- my playthroughs of 1 and 2. So here comes Jennifer Shepard to kick…

@bakagaijin: It runs well on super-crap settings. Unless you're on a notebook, you'll probably be just fine.