This reminds me of the time my mom was with two dogs and I surprised her.

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

What is the takeaway from this? That certain careers/hobbies freely entered into require sacrifices? That if you want to be famous and reap the associate perks, you have to go through some crap?

Illinois Police are focusing their search on area Chili's restaurants because Marcus was last heard muttering, I want my baby back. I want my baby back...

I guess he thought he could Steeler.

I eat my pizza with a fork so I can cut all the way through the slice instead of ending up with the top layer all over my face when my teeth don't completely sever the layer of toppings.

You laugh, but I bet there'll be agents beating down the door for this kid before you know it.

Seems like there's a Wilson on the boards every time I turn on the TV in my home. Improvement!

Shut up, Jameis.

I'm not sure I agree with the charge. Clearly, she wasn't set.

The field assistants got there three seconds before the ref ate that dog.

Interesting. I'd only hire a couple of pythons to do my dirty work if I never wanted to see my kids again.

It's okay, Gammo, many of the victims wish they could have a knee-jerk reaction too

Homosexuality at Purdue is a bit like homosexuality in prison: give a bunch of guys no viable female options, and natural urges take over.

This clip was much better shot:

Big deal. Who hasn't beat up a Johnson in the bathroom?

Between this video and the steal-360-dunk video from earlier this week, I feel like I'm on the Facebook page of an ex-girlfriend who is now married to a triathlete doctor. I know he's happier and richer now, but I miss him much.

I've never felt more indefinably contaminated than when I've found myself walking through the concourse at Phoenix Sky Harbor. The place feels like where Idiocracy begins. I remember the tunnels of vending machines extending out from the restroom entrances, particularly.

PHX - Phoenix, AZ.