SKYLER. I did all of this—demeaning my players, blowing fourth-quarter leads, creating a toxic environment—for you and the kids. I did it for the FAMILY

Yes men should sit to pee, on an inner-tube on the lazy river ride.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,

Injecting race into it in the first place might have helped.

Damn, I'd always heard that Purdue had a dynamite engineering school, but I had no idea they were this proficient at producing tools.

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

Kinda unfair to suspend the guy for drugs when he doesn't even know how to use them.

Usher: He's okay everyone!

@JadeveonClowney ima save that and you will be the first person ill mock

Joe Dirt's ranking:

[closes laptop]