Detective 1: What we have here is a double homicide.

I'm trying to figure out how an umpire can make a bad call in table tennis. Maybe you are docked a point for Stalin?

Vodka Dad perhaps?

Jameis just found a mule for his crab legs.

TLO doesn't specify the size of his group, just that him and his friend missed the fairway. And I've heard similar stories about everyone in Ditka's group having their own cart and playing super fast. Sorry, but I'm on Team TLO for this one.

Heard this one from a friend but I am pretty confident in it being true. Ditka was over at a lady friend's place when her boyfriend (a cop) walked in and caught them in a compromising position. Ditka picked up his clothes and walked out of the bedroom and told the boyfriend "Da Coach".

Now will the pundits stop demanding that he be able to drive to the right?

Last week, an assistant state attorney and an Tallahassee Police Department investigator also attempted to interview Williams about the robbery. Williams declined.

Dollars to donuts he painted her green and spanked her like a disobedient leprechaun.

Phantom holding call I believe.

"We will fight for the Chrome and Crimson..."

"No big deal" ~

Taken down on his back and to the left. Back and to the left.

He didn't have to wait long to put some ice on those knees.

Lil Swinger

Please tell me this is the BK on Fullerton and Southport, it's gotta be.

Not. For. Long.

"Where's the statue?"

"I would do it again for whatever kid it was, it did not have to be my nephew," Shaw said today. "In fact are there any kids out there that were saved from drowning Saturday night? Anyone? Please!"