I...I... I mean. What's up with sending your kid out with two different shades of green on?

Agreed, duck rape is no laughing matter.

Video of the rape has since surfaced:

"Eat shit Derek!"- Brennan Huff

Are we sure this guy just didn't get lost on the way to a furry convention? I mean Halsted St. is just a few blocks away.

Pretty impressive you were able to spot a pro team at the age of 6 years old!

Like half these girls won't be committing these pictures to their skank bank.

Not sure about other ballparks but the reasoning behind this was that father-son attack on the Royals 1st base coach a few years back. The didn't want the riff raff down low where they could just jump the fence and charge. Little did they realize that much of the White Sox fan base would be classified as riff raff.

Beer man here! Literally the only beer man here.

+1 fap

Can we assume then that green areas include: pearl necklaces, running trains, Mississippi Meathooks, Compton Gangbangs, popcorn tricks, and anal?

Gibsons for the chance to run into a celebrity. Mastro's is my favorite.

3 out 4 still ain't bad. So you live in Naperville? And why don't you have a front plate on your car?

Observations: Enough photos taken in or around Chicago, wearing jerseys/hooodies/shirts of many rivals with one glaring exception, standing next to an American muscle car without a front license plate....

I wish I had his 4.4 speed and I also wish him godspeed.

That's the only thing I noticed at first too.

Torin Yater-Wallace about to eat it:

It appears he's been blessed with godspeed.

Don't forget about his namesake's holiday!