People hate Toyotas because the are designed to appeal to people like these:

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Perhaps he was caught up singing the hit track from The Little Mermaid, “Honda the Sea”.

That driver really should have had the insight to know the water was too deep.

I have no trouble believing that Chris Evans is a cunt.

I used Letters2Doug@gmail.com.

This sounds like a great opportunity! I’ve been looking for a way to make a little extra cash in the short term while I’m waiting for a check I got from a Nigerian prince to go through. Just something to cover the taxes I’ll have to pay on my winnings from the British lottery that I won even though I don’t remember…

I’m not a Honda Engineer, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

Clearly you are not a Honda Engineer, because you corrected yourself. If you were a real Honda Engineer you wouldn’t have done that.

I'm the Queen of Roumania, and I knight thee Sir Chewbakkah for your gallantry in posting.

You can produce a similar effect at home.

You can afford to say everything about our slow internet is overblown because you get 120mbps.

It was an RB26DETT, originally from a Skyline GT-R, a popular swap for S-Chassis Nissans (like the Mona Lisa S15 in the movie)

Win 10 is easily the best OS in a while from MS. All these people downing either never used it or spent 30 minutes with it. My PC boots quicker, runs much more efficiently (with Cortana off), and gaming has been flawless. 7 is getting old now. It’s still pretty damn great but it’s age is starting to show. I agree 8…

Who knows about down the road, but they did say pretty much definitely that they would not be going through carriers in the presentation.

Obviously

The people at the auction house who accepted your Stratus for auction in the first place.....

Ah. So you too call your worst enemy/archnemsis’s house “the sewer.”

Mercedes appears in Mario Kart

Didn't that bit go out of style circa Mork and Mindy or Perfect Strangers? "Hey, look at me, I don't understand modern things!" It makes you look dumb not old.