Hey you kids, get offa my lawn! When I was your age we had to dodge and burn by HAND with a piece of cardboard and no light while getting a migraine from the developing chemicals and we LIKED IT THAT WAY!!!!

...and will go away when GR goes away: https://twitter.com/nbradbury/status/312025372432670720

Here's an instructional video that's either on the Heimlich or how Batman picks up his sidekicks...