The way the country is these days i would be surprised if they were negatively affected if they spoke openly about everything at this point.

I had an aunt named Mafalda. :-)

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

WHOA, Mike Pence looks a lot like Alice the maid!

You bring up a great point...if we deploy cans of Pepsi to Syria disaster can be averted.

Can you imagine the kind of pain that not even jetting off to Paris at a moments notice can solve???

At my first “real” job I had a cubicle and a bunch of huge data books that were 3-inch ring binders. I also had a huge pleather office chair. I used to set the binders up like I was reading them (lol they were just full of numbers), turn my chair so I was facing a corner and then fall asleep sitting up. No one ever…

Oh Kentucky, I just can’t even with you anymore. Do you have to make it so damn hard to defend you to people who don’t know you? I’m about ready to stop correcting people on all their dumbass assumptions (no, I didn’t grow up knowing people who mined coal and grew tobacco unless by “grow tobacco” you mean “be a…

Bevin is a fucking piece of shit.

Thank you! Claudia Jean Cregg forever.

I can’t believe Getting an A was a 14 seed. You know what kind of people read Jez? Nerds. We didn’t just love getting A’s, we LIVED FOR IT.

SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

Please don’t describe arranged marriages in that way, given that couples in many cultures still have them, including everyone in my family who is over the age of 50 and still married and quite happy. Thanks.

I voted for menopause because I hate having a period.

Flannel nightgown v. Cannabis oil pen is BY FAR the hardest march madness matchup I have seen in the history of the brackets (personally speaking). That should be final four for adulthood for me.

Testosterone, while technically not a vitamin, could help.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Bud Wiser, I’d suspect.

Do they have any beer on tapp?

Doug had a show for a while “Moving Up” which was pretty interesting. Former owners of homes go BACK and see what the new owners did to the place. Some real angry people on that one. A lot of people on it were working with shoe string budgets or spouses who demanded some real hideous shit