I think you’ve hit on the real problem with Peeple: no one will be able to resist creating phony profiles to review themselves. “She ruined me for sex with other women. She left me a broken man, begging for more, offering anything, anything for one more night.”

I have an intense bias against the couture poverty look. Shredded, faded, splattered, and ill-fitting designer wear always reads like a “Ha ha, I have money to burn!” sign to me.

Anyone else getting REAL tired of people in athleisure attire trying to assert their need for you to worship them?

The craziest thing to me is that this aesthetic reminds me of extreme poverty. When I think of homeless people or some of the people who live in the Brazilian favelas, that’s the kind of stuff they wear (because they can’t afford clothing and take donations and whatnot). And then this dude comes in and launches this…

I wish we were governed by the characters of that show, quite frankly.

Actually, it’s fundamentalists and evangelicals who are growing, because they have all the babies and attract confused people seeking meaning in their lives. It’s the liberal Christians who are dying out. We have small families and don’t believe in harassing strangers with evangelical bullshit.

I don’t know. I think Rowan County wouldn’t elect someone like her again and they probably wouldn’t have if they thought she’d do something like this. For many, many people this has been a really embarrassing reminder to consider who they’re voting for.

It’s funny, when it’s a woman being a shit, people “take her down” by portraying her in porn or even making suggestions for them to be in porn, like Sarah Palin and this. Yes, both of these women have abhorrent opinions. They are bad. Very bad. We don’t like them. But, this tactic (also used when some internet lady…

Or perhaps his name was Hazel Motes?

It is delicious. And, as far as fast food goes, relatively healthy. And a simple way to counter the homophobia/hate is to make an offsetting (or more) donation to an LGBT group. I’ll typically donate $25 to Equality NC for every $25 I spend there.

I feel like you might be my husband.

My wife immediately gets into her jammies upon coming home and asks for wine.

if i do will he appear before me like beetlejuice

I always think of Thanksgiving Day as Arlo Day.

It sounds like a day I should go plant some trees.

Maybe Arlo Day was named in some kind of homage to Arlo Guthrie? In Massachusetts (where Guthrie lives, I believe) there probably is an Arlo Day, like National Pancake Day.

This comment section needs more Bible quotes:

It’s been quite some time since I’ve been to church, but this one popped right to the front of my mind:

Excuse to posts a lovely wedding picture of my mother, about to celebrate their 50th anniversary next month? Accepted! Say hello to October of 1965.

In all seriousness? If Comedy Central picked up BCO for a sketch comedy show formatted exactly like Drunk History, in that they pick a central narrator for each tale and real household-name actors dramatize the story and lipsync the dialog... I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT.