No amount of money could’ve convinced me to do it when I was younger, but now that I’m in my 40s? Fuck yeah. I’m laughing just thinking about it. Someone paying a 40-something woman with an average body a million bucks to have sex on film? Like, could we make a clip of it a non-skip ad on the tube sites? I WANT TO…

I can’t believe this broad actually thinks she can make a career out of this. The most people care about is the seedy little details of the affair, and she can’t even share them because she signed a non-disclosure agreement. So what else does she have to offer? And now she wants to be on The Bachelor? Or Dancing with…

I’m willing to take one for the team and do the primary research required.

Leg hair is nature’s pantyhose.

Props to the marketing department for fitting every single prize into this photo.

This was one of his best points ever. Seriously. How does this keep happening. Its so fucking devastating and yet what’s being done about it? Fuck the NRA.

And, naturally, the Onion nails it with their acid wit that can really just be shared with every new shooting that happens.

This poor girl :( Seeing this girl broke my heart this morning. As someone who’s spent some time in a children’s hospital with a sick kid I can say that visits like these from anyone, from friends, family, athletes, celebrities, really is a beautiful gesture. We got to watch the most recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Movie…

Agreed. There’s a subset of people out there who want there to be an underclass and wants them to suffer. It’s the only way these people can feel smug and superior. A while back Gawker did a post on how giving homeless people a home actually costs less taxpayer money than letting them stay homeless. There were still…

I like Schumer’s shade of Clements. “Mayci, not Marci”.

Agreed and oh my god GREAT name. That and Sundrop...my dad used to pick up cases of the stuff any time we headed south

My parents have a farm about 100 mile out of town. We go out and sit on the deck just after dark and watch the satellites go by. Someone had the NASA app and we watched the ISS go by.

Because of it’s cartoon-like nature, it’s sort of like Ren and Stimpy or, even further back, Bullwinkle and Rocky: Jokes that while not lurid are “sexy” and adult enough to please grownups. My favorite: Kimmy is discussing her new Asian friend she really likes (paraphrasing).

Speaking of wine . . .

The NRA doesn’t care if anyone uses or doesn’t use their gun, whether it’s a good person or bad person.

A “kill kit” in a Subaru?

God bless.

Oh lawrd...

Actually, young Kelly, Revlon was sold in finer department stores until well into the 1980s. I remember as a teenager and in college going to the Revlon counter in Jordan Marsh and Filene's in Boston to get makeovers with my friends. Also, there was a Pantene counter! Pantene was only sold in department stores when it…