Fuck off with this, people in college are called "kids" all the time. And no, he doesn't seem to have it all together, which is unfortunate.

This kid has had a rough life. Step-dad murdered his mom right in front of him when he was 10.

It's Texas. Let's focus on the positives here.

At least you were locked up when AJ ruined Deadspin.

Here's a great way to feel old: Seeing questions from the current AP History test about events that happened after I took the AP History test.

Filthy immigrants and their giant wall scrotums!

they are now sending power forward Serge Ibaka to New York for a knee procedure

Don't forget the condescending nature of that idea, which is that people who aren't poly are either in denial or less "evolved."

Hearing Richard Sherman's quote in the clip: He's the NCAA's (and NFL's) worst nightmare. A player talented enough to become a star, and smart enough to know how to use that platform once he gets there.

That's a brutally quick transition from high to low.

@darrenrovell Realize it's not what majority want to do, but it's my 8th year of not filling out my taxes. Don't think I will ever go back.

It sounds like he did a lot of shitty things and deserved to be fired, but is saying "Get horny for the puck," really that bad? I mean, I'm sure coaches have said far more vulgar things on mens' teams. I know I'm treading close to MRA territory here, but this does seem like the kind of double standard those guys like…

Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

Christ, you cannot spoiler a sports match. FULL STOP.

Dozens of grayed commenters staring intently at that gif, just trying to find a double dribble.

I'd suggest we burn him, but it seems like he's already constantly on fire.

The man loves his daughters and it shows.

Well, technically Eli only has one. He lost the other one in the ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace.

Edgar Martinez's approach was much the same. He actually plants twice on this 2001 bomb off Chuck Finley as he adjusts to the outside location. (at 2:35 if it doesn't load automatically)