"Rae Sremmurd" was also the verdict reached by the dyslexic juror in the Carruth trial.

[overheard, post-melee]

Flores went on the Sedano and Stink radio show tonight and mostly tried to downplay the "beef," explaining that it was simply a low-hanging joke that was "all in good fun," and that the two are obviously not going to fight.

Johnson: Would you like to see Sunderland?

Almost as cute as the letter Jack Johnson's parents wrote to the GM asking for more money.

I'm no dad, but I'd be more squeamish if my baby's hands were attached to its feet.

Related?

Wait, how does a house go missing?

blocked.

IT'S NOT YOUR WATCH YOU HAVEN'T BLOGGED SHIT TODAY GET OUT OF THE COMMENT SECTION WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON RIGHT NOW

Here's someone wearing the dress and the jacket that goes with it.

THIS IS WARSAW!

though it's odd that there needs to be a policy for human sympathy.

Not really the point of the story, but also not a bad point.

She's been murdered.

Until he mentioned the dog, I was envisioning the writer walking in on girlfriend banging some college dude amongst the roses he had purchased. What a fucking story!!

Seriously, the e-mail of the week was an emotional roller coaster.

If you have to ask her to be your homecoming date, she's not really your girlfriend

Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.