Newton was right.

Penises actually feel things and have nuanced responses to stimuli and environments.

fuck you #23 was Michael Jordan's number

With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'. You see, they don't know what the jazz is all about!

I'm a Raiders fan and made it to bar straight from work to catch the Only thing I was surprised at when that happened was that the timeout actually got called in time.

Ok, who dumped out all the Scrabble tiles in here?

A four-year-old couldn't do it. So Goodell did.

"What happened to that boy?"

After a flight like that, more like the Toronto Pterodactyls, amirite?

Still had four of a kind.

At least he didn't lose the hand.

A Mets fan on twitter man this wonderful piece

Honestly, I'm more than a little disappointed that she was able to make it on here without having to shit on her balls.

The employees at the arenas. That's what this is all about. You know the ones who will be homeless in 2017 when we lock the players out.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

Booze at games is like fighting in hockey. Would you stop going to games if they took it away? Seriously, would you? As a getting older person who still hits the bars, but who hates people to a large extent, I might be inclined to go to more games if they didn't sell beer.

The government is behind this! Can't anyone else see that??

Ronaldo is objectively better than Messi. No argument can be made otherwise. I dont even like Ronaldo and I can see this.

So, what, you think now he's a 20/10 guy?

If the American language was good enough for Our Lord Jesus Christ, it's good enough for those yobs and hosers.