760 dribbles, 158 touches, 36 shots.

Oh my God. Fuck the people that think this is cool to do to someone. Seriously, I hate all of you.

Lil B the Based God

Improv!

Poor poor OKC. Seems like karma isn't smiling down upon them. Maybe it has something to do with Clay Bennett high jacking a team from another city

Clever Girl.

"He said he had his fill of football and that he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place," Ortega said.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.

vince wilspoon

A team forfeiting a league title after a tragic school shooting, this is what happens in Obama's America.

Google "how time works"

When you hear writers say things like, "I hate commenters," know that every single one of them is talking about you. Also, your name sucks.

Saying Steve Harvey is a better host than Richard Dawson is a STRONG FUCKING TAKE

"I couldn't believe my ears at :17!"

Guess he couldn't make it Around the Horn.

You guys don't understand...French military posturing is always a prelude to capitulation and ridicule.

I was totally waiting for the boyfriend to shit his pants in that story.

He couldn't possibly have made it through the alphabet that fast.

More like No Balance, amirite?