Oh, no, Bill...and that’s what made it in!

Anything involving the number eleven or something evenly divisible by eleven or a number where the components add up to eleven - basically if I see a number and can make it eleven by any means then that portends good things. And I’ll choose to sit in the eleventh row on planes if available, stuff like that.

But I thought he only learned about this as a bumbling old man who couldn’t possibly comprehend its implications?

Is he covering the Hogan verdict or something?

On the plus side for the show they did an episode where an attractive blonde woman was trying to break a bike lock (people helped), and then a black guy was trying to break a bike lock (people called the police or yelled at him). There’s apparently a judge in Idaho who shows that to prospective jurors.

Easy to call someone irritable when it’s not their kid taking fifteen minutes to put on their fucking shoes. I set four pleas this morning

“You irl killed a guy. Pump the brakes.” - Nascar

“There’s no way these glasses are meaningfully disinfected.”

Honolulu jumps out as way too high. It’s a rusting, littered shithole.

And that’s a win, for the family!

Criminal Intent is the best Law and Order

I think you’re dead on w/ “I think there’s just no good solution.” It matters as much as it matters to you and there are drawbacks everywhere, which you lay out well.

“God dammit it’s the guys w/ the bedazzled wiener wrappers helicoptering their dongs again”

I skate on your crew, like Mario Lemieux

Who secretly complains to management if Drew brings his kids to work every day?

Flint daughter crisis

Wenger in!