This is how we’re polishing the Arsenal turd?
The ball loves some players in the box
Arsenal:Deadspin::Red Sox:Simmons
FINALLY a pitcher or catcher gives a fucking report
Yes. Oh, for true love. Yes. For that
v strong parent move, I love willfully not getting things as a bit
My three year old calls it “Pop Controls” so that’s pretty great and she has a hideous pink Paw Patrol dress that she would wear every day if she could.
underhanded imo
A warrant for an infraction?
Vintage Simmons had a great line, while making a preachy point, about “putting on my Mitch Albom ears”
*Names daughter ‘Stormy’*
I did weight watchers last year and lost 50 pounds until the holidays where I gave 15 of that back being a fat christmas boy
#poutinetruther
Whoa doctor!
Good decision to quit! No point in continuing some dummy thing that’s tying you up like this.
He has money but buys bad things like thrift store clothes and mopeds. Extremely authentic imo
He’s big! He’s boss! His name’s Apostolos!
Sweet Jesus that swing (swoons)
“Huh? Oh, nice.” - me