Mid-August here and it’s totally adequate: away from other holidays, you spend most of the year younger than you finish it, slightly older than your classmates, outside birthday activities in play, nice delayed stack with Christmas so you get two distinct hauls in the last third-ish of the year. Improperly ranked on…

That booth was horrendous.

Seems clear enough: reasonably foreseeable that a bunch of concussed quarterbacks get together during the playoffs for an orgy

Nice and good!

Imagine Screamer if Arsenal ever won something

HEY I’M LAYIN DOWN HEEYUH

ffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt

There must be degrees of red-green colorblindness. I’ve been told I have it but I could distinguish between those teams just fine.

He’s a monster who shouldn’t see a dime of this but good ruling for workers

The Panthers have one loss hth

Yuck that Suh erotica sounds absolutely disgusting. Vegan ice cream?!

“The truth is that brand loyalty goes a long way.”

How about Arouna Kone? “So I’ve been here a while, and it turns out I’m great”

“To be fair” is the “You talk about” tic of Premier League announcers

Damn starting to see what these Republicans are complaining about

Early 2000s weeknight, relatively sparsely attended Safeco, Torii Hunter was running out to center between innings. I pretend-cheered for him, “Whooo! Torii! Yeah!” and he actually looked up and acknowledged me. Then I went 180 and hit the “GAME’S OVER THERE” that Homer gave football coach Flanders. He flashed his…

This is on the level of the bad Royston Drenthe highlight videos I used to salivate over like “Something’s in there somewhere! Everton!” Those two are similar now that I think about it