Fan: Rotten cheating bastard! Go to hell cheater!

Yes, I'm here for the shootaround

You're in for a treat. 11/22/63 is really good.

You want to talk airport scams, how about Hudson News charging me $6.75 for a box of Mike and Ike's that had way too many greens for my taste— now that's a scam! Well, so was this guy's thing, but still.

Why do people write personal essays about why they dislike soccer, then feel the need to substitute "Americans" where the word "I" belongs?

Makes sense, really. It's not like his name is Jermain Defriend.

I live in Chicago's Hyde Park neighborhood, a well-known enclave of collectivist economic thought.

I have to assume Rex thought of something much, much different when he heard he'd be watching "footy."

Go Twins!

I like his new espn show a lot.

I don't give a flying fuck off a high-dive what the naysayers say, Keith Olbermann is one of the best.

Not his fault. White males just aren't used to overcoming barriers.

"Are you currently falling forever through space? No? Then the ground is doing its job."

He had a very hard time breathing, and he always smelled bad. He is much, much bigger than his photos let on. I was really taken aback the first time I met him.

We'd love to hear any of those stories. Please feel free to elaborate here.

everyone sucks.

For the sake of journalistic integrity, I think everyone should know precisely how Greg Howard got that staph infection:

Counterpoint: Those sheep are pretty herded.

League championships won -

This reminds me of the Derek Lee vs Chris Young "Fight." Lee gets plunked, Young says something, so Lee takes a swing, realizes that he's the only one out there in pinstripes, and then immediately goes into "Hold me back, bro!!!" mode. Only, there's not a single Cub on the field yet.