This is totally fake. If she was really in Australia, she'd have spun the other way.

I'll submit this as being the worst of the year. It's majestic.

"It didn't leak out. If it had leaked out, this deal would not have gotten done."

Agreed- I think it's a great movie, probably Sandler's best, but I have utterly no desire to ever sit through it again.

If it weren't a real soccer ghost, we wouldn't be allowed to use the tag "Soccer Ghosts." Check and mate, ghost truthers.

Jones was molded by a childhood in Ebbw Vale (pronounced: vayl) in Wales, a town particularly stricken by the collapse of steel and coal mining.

Meh, he's got plenty of insides. He'll be okay.

You know, they don't just make up in Australia after a scuffle. They...

Yea but this cover ain't for you, homie.

in case you wanna see some real passion and dedication to basketball:

Bellissimo

Awesome video. That was a freaking onslaught by Inter.

Awesome dude. Thank you for that.

This isn't what I come to DadPenis for.

Ah, yes. I remember this period of Inter very fondly too. A strikeforce of Obafemi Martins, Christian Vieri, Adriano, and Alvaro Recoba. They were lovely to watch.

WARNING: SOCCER WALL OF TEXT AHEAD; AVERT YOUR EYES NOW.

I would answer this, but I doubt anyone would ever see it.

Federer, playing days after his wife gave birth to twins

pictured: Mansour's trophy, Sour man's trophy.

I bet if you look at Seattle specifically you'd still see a number of Sonics fans.