We all thought: This is a great, emotional, historic moment. Let it go.

"Instead of superhero Rambo, he can be RamButt."

This is a real thing that a real adult thought was super clever

May I suggest https://twitter.com/FreeRepublicTX…?

Our man came through!

That's what I do everyday here, me and my other burner account.

This isn't particularly funny, I guess, but the Lumberkings are the subject of Class A: Baseball in the Middle of Everywhere, which is excellent.

For Immediate Release

The booze has since tested positive for syphilis and mange.

This is the story of why I cancelled FB. Seeing that sent me into a blind rage of "WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE"... and letting a website do that is not okay. Worst site ever.

During a press conference, police reported they have nothing to go on.

"They were initially suspicious of the group of 11 guys but eventually realized they were innocent."

LOL! Can't believe Stephen A. Smith was SINGING!

Better to keep your phone locked and be thought an idiot than to tweet and remove all doubt.

@gwenythpaltrow

Nino!

That was a hell of a game, a hell of a series. Some of the most fun (and frustrating at times) Minnesota sports watching we have had in years.

Good game, good series Avs fans.

Nino Niederreiter has the quickest shot since Ned Nederlander.

The probabilities probably didn't see Nino Niederreiter coming, though. Already an Islanders castoff at age 21, Minnesota traded away folk hero Cal Clutterbuck for him last summer.