Deadspin could use non-Arsenal fans writing about the Premier League. Like Colbert’s weird ear, once you see it you never don’t see it

God dammit I skimmed this as “Daniel Snyder”

+1 for that glasses line. Going straight into the act

Ah man leave the participation trophy haters alone. We don’t want to blow the baby boomers generation-wide, lifetime-long perfect game of clown takes

+1 and seconded. I want full Deadspin roundtable analysis of this scenario

“I love this game” hear hear

“If I Ran The Circus” is really fun to read:

How he managed the feat without turning his depraved is a riddle. The assembly was in fact difficult to implement.

Mario Golf for N64. Built in drink breaks. Shit talking w/ Wario by hitting the yellow buttons. The orientalized gopher that comes up when you hit the pin. Just a golden game.

(glass breaking sound - megapop)

that is not how you spell “launched” smh

1. We probably agree that it’s bad when armed agents of the state kill citizens w/o process.

Sit much?

I saw these guys in Memorial Stadium in Seattle in the late 1990s - absolute peak of their powers. Insane show. It felt like the video for Paradise City

The clock and bracket created tension and highlighted the moment of victory. Baseball games already have that, but the derby didn’t (lots of waiting to see if a number held up.)

Billionaire Angered At Hearing “No” For The First Time In Two Decades

Playing neighborhood baseball the summer where the old-for-the-grade kids are just starting to drive. There’s this giant guy in my class who really glommed onto gang culture, flying in the face of his Scandinavian heritage. Remember, this was the go-go 90s and gangsta rap was king. He drives by and I jokingly give the…

People are deeply sad. This is sad

“eliminatorias” soundly beats “qualifiers”

The husband wasn’t even AT the game! What kind of bullshit is that? That is horrible parenting. “Let me bitch out some stranger via text message at a ballgame I couldn’t even bother to attend.”