In third grade I went down on “martyr.” How the fuck am I supposed to know that word in third grade? Fuck you, trick y. I was the martyr that day.
“Duggar’s molestation was systemic in a manner consistent with research, and the subject of it was the family”
“Arsenal good! Messi good! Ronaldo bad! Madrid bad but Mourinho worse!” SCREEEEAMMMMAAAAAHHHHHHH
I’m happy to let the community read our two posts and decide who is reasonable
Excellent post. I wanted to add one point as a defense attorney.
Thank you. I was wondering why this was showing up in my feed. @collatingbones or whatever, right? This person is amazing
Is this the post about the unreal Emerson Etem goal?
Europa League has been affirmatively keeping the Ukrainians and Russians apart due to the late unpleasantness. I'm rooting hard for Zenit vs Dynamo or Dnipro in the final just for weirdness
Agree I take it as directed at the questioner
This was crazy good from ESPN Mag a couple weeks ago: Education of Alex Rodriguez
I sincerely love golazo protocol, where the announcer plainly and immediately declares "golazo" so the goal is categorized for the record and then proceeds to yell about the golazo. That just does it for me every time
How many Padres Winfield jerseys you think it took to carry Maine? More than two?
Over under on weeks Tomsula doesn't make Fire This Asshole 0.5
That sketch legitimately terrified me. I loved that show but that bird lady character scared the shit out of me for some reason.
Remarkably callous.
I like this guy. He seems nice and compassionate. That's my take here, folks
Gopher?
Spokane y'all!