Do the band folks kick the shit out of the football players at these schools?

Big fan of this guy

"Right... Robbie's son..."

I tell you what, that submarines my #1 complaint about the picture

Never anything good happening in the woods near school

"Get a land line that's how we do"

It's interesting how a lot of people here express disgust at lax criminal sentences for first time offenders and demand civil penalties for criminal conduct that shuts these players' short windows for making money. It's safe to say a good chunk of this money is going to his children via court order or other…

I paid $6.81 for those and I'll be damned if you assholes are watching it without papa bear getting a taste

There used to be this billboard in Spokane for Krav Maga classes, and it was an action shot of a middle-aged dude in martial arts pajamas kicking another dude square in the business. So that's what I think Krav Maga is, and I'm not interested in hearing otherwise

Exactly why I fall on the Real Madrid side of this rivalry. Barca is wrapped up in so much sanctimonious bullshit

I think at every doctor's visit for both of our kids I've done a bit where the doctor sits us down and somberly explains that we're dealing with what the medical community terms "a Junior."

Thoroughly enjoyed this. Thanks!

I read it as a parody of somebody who complains about participation ribbons, which I think was the intent. And I laughed. +1

I wonder how much that "KNEW it was coming!" shifts the comparative fault percentages

I wonder if it's a "yellow 5" situation where a child myth runs rampant. I'd be interested to know if anyone else heard the same about hoverboards.

No we seriously were playing outside in 1990 having the "Man it would be awesome to have those!" conversation, and this guy John who is a couple years older broke down the Parent Council situation. The rest of us accepted it immediately as fact. It wasn't until a long time later that I realized how ridiculous that…

Back to the Future 2

I don't want hear anything from any hoverboard manufacturer until my hoverboard is EXACTLY like the Marty McFly hoverboard.

Women struggling to drink water